Benarkah Neil Amstrong adalah manusia pertama yang menginjakkan kakinya di bulan ?
Benarkah Neil Amstrong Telah Benar-benar Menginjakkan Kakinya dibulan Dengan Selamat
Baru Baru ini telah terungkap fakta yang mengejutkan tentang keaslian foto di NASA
Inilah bukti barunya ….

Inilah yang dunia lihat tentang foto tersebut
Tetapi sadarkah anda ada bayangan yang tertutup dalam foto tersebut ?????????…….

Sekarang mari kita lihat foto sebenarnya….. ……… …..!!!! !

Oooh……Ternyata Pak Slamet Duluan Yang Sampe Di Bulan …….
Bukan Neil Amstrongg…….Wallaaaahh………………….

Pantesan hari2 berikutnya di Headline surat kabar kita waktu itu judulnya :

“Neil Amstrong telah mendarat dengan Selamet”

Please spell the following sentences :

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
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Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches.
Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?

~Tongue Twister

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he  could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the  circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: ‘Polish Remover’